Friday, August 07, 2009

Holy Smoke

As God Is My Witness

Pope Benedict XVI could storm to the top of the charts after signing a record deal with Universal. A CD will be released of the pontiff singing litanies and reciting biblical passages and prayers, on the Geffen label, whose previous acts have included John Lennon, Nirvana and Snoop Dogg.

FOOTNOTE: Papa Ratzy.

11 comments:

Rebel Mother said...

Ha!

The church are always coming up with new ways to recruit. Could be a good move!

Wonder what Kurt Colbain would have thought??

RMxx

Brian Miller said...

lol. does he do any cover tunes of the other guys?

Cheffie-Mom said...

David - You are the "King of Creative Titles"! Great post!

ellen abbott said...

I saw this on the news. Apparently they think it will bring more people into the fold.

Daryl said...

He might end up a holy rock 'n roller

Shadow said...

first live radio, now a cd. times are surely changing...

Charles Gramlich said...

He's probably got some guaranteed sales.

Nessa said...

Pope Dogg?

Aren't they all dead? Not a good sign, I'm thinking.

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Maria said...

What's the harm! Live and let live! Right, everyone?

Sarah Lulu said...

Will He tour and who will be his back up singers?

Shrinky said...

Holy crap!