Bridezilla declared her makeup had a taint
Her eyeshadow had traces of camouflage paint
She was trying to look like a Monaco croupier
But she strongly resembled an army paratroopier
Her eyeshadow had traces of camouflage paint
She was trying to look like a Monaco croupier
But she strongly resembled an army paratroopier
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David, your verses have me rolling about laughing lately!
What imagination you have!
Perhaps Bridezilla was trying to stay camouflaged because she really didn't fancy her husband & wanted to get lost in the background!
...but still possibly better looking than all the paratroopers...
brings visions of a clown face this one does...
Bridezilla was sure she was a spring chick
And painted her face on exceedingly thick.
But rather than looking as cute as a button
She ended up lamb in the guise of old mutton.
ha. there is a groom that is not having a very good day, behind this story...
tararaboomdea to Bridzilla...lord help the groom!
Sandi
What more could there be to say
She didn't look well anyway!
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