Monday, August 17, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Bridezilla declared her makeup had a taint
Her eyeshadow had traces of camouflage paint
She was trying to look like a Monaco croupier
But she strongly resembled an army paratroopier

7 comments:

Maggie May said...

David, your verses have me rolling about laughing lately!
What imagination you have!

Perhaps Bridezilla was trying to stay camouflaged because she really didn't fancy her husband & wanted to get lost in the background!

♥ Braja said...

...but still possibly better looking than all the paratroopers...

Shadow said...

brings visions of a clown face this one does...

Moannie said...

Bridezilla was sure she was a spring chick
And painted her face on exceedingly thick.
But rather than looking as cute as a button
She ended up lamb in the guise of old mutton.

Brian Miller said...

ha. there is a groom that is not having a very good day, behind this story...

Sandi McBride said...

tararaboomdea to Bridzilla...lord help the groom!
Sandi

gaelikaa said...

What more could there be to say
She didn't look well anyway!