Sunday, October 12, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Don't ever feed nougat
To a hungry baby beluga
And don't ever take barium
Anywhere near an aquarium

6 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

I won't do that, and I know why:
I trust David McMahon
And won't even ask why!

(God bless, blogger friend.)

Lee said...

I've never taken barium.
The rest are just as bad.
But going to the aquarium next day
Was the only fun I had!

Cheers!

Maggie May said...

I've taken your advice.....
And will throw it to the mice!

Aquariums are too beautiful for barium.
And the beluga doesn't need nougat....

BTW..... in the north of England your poem wouldn't rhyme, as they say nugget! Not Nougar........ LOL

Un Peu Loufoque said...

And leave the vegimite at home,when swimming with a metrognome...

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