Friday, October 05, 2007

The Long Arm Of The Law(n)

Lawnmower + Case Of Beer = Case Of DUI

A West Virginia man accused of drunken driving tried to outrun the police - but his er, vehicle wasn't quite up to the task. He was driving a ride-on lawnmower when a Berkeley County sheriff's deputy attempted to pull him over. When the drunk tried speeding away, Deputy Jenkins stopped his cruiser and gave chase on foot, catching up to the lawnmower after a short chase. The man wouldn't stop, so Deputy Jenkins pulled him off the machine. The officer then found a case of beer strapped to the front of the lawnmower.

FOOTNOTE: Muchas grassy ass.

9 comments:

Corey~living and loving said...

LOL you are just too funny. the one liners....are killing me. Thank you for the smile AGAIN today!

david mcmahon said...

Hi Corey,

Thank you. I guess I just like to have a bit of fun with them!

Keep smiling

David

karoline said...

*groan* david...omg..you are funny...

Epijunky said...

Of course there had to be a case of beer strapped to the mower.

*snicker*

Pope Terry said...

Didnt jonny cash do that once...

david mcmahon said...

Hi Karoline,

Not as funny as the bloke who was on the mower!

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Epijunky,

You're right. I guess that REALLY was a cold case!

Keep smiling

David

david mcmahon said...

Hi Your Eminence,

Did he sing Mow, Mow, Mow Ya Boat? Naaaah, I don;t think so....

Cheers

David

mcglinch said...

seems to me the beer would get too warm strapped to the front. best to use a cooler for mow better beer.

our neighbor growing up used to keep a cooler in his shed, cut the grass in the dark and pick up a beer from the shed on successive laps without ever getting off the tractor.