Lawnmower + Case Of Beer = Case Of DUI
A West Virginia man accused of drunken driving tried to outrun the police - but his er, vehicle wasn't quite up to the task. He was driving a ride-on lawnmower when a Berkeley County sheriff's deputy attempted to pull him over. When the drunk tried speeding away, Deputy Jenkins stopped his cruiser and gave chase on foot, catching up to the lawnmower after a short chase. The man wouldn't stop, so Deputy Jenkins pulled him off the machine. The officer then found a case of beer strapped to the front of the lawnmower.
FOOTNOTE: Muchas grassy ass.