Friday, October 19, 2007

Schnit Happens

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Fry, Fry Again

Not enough time to fry your own schnitzel? A German firm has come up with a frozen version that can be cooked in a pop-up toaster in just three minutes. "We came up with them because increasingly people want something that's convenient," said Dietrich Gumppenberg, spokesman for meat-producer Toennies. The toasted version is made of pork coated in bread crumbs. It is sold frozen and can be cooked in any toaster in three minutes.

FOOTNOTE: Toast master.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Gross! Can you imagine eating that? (My apologies if it's your favorite snack!)

karoline in the morning said...

three minutes..?

i'm sure it wouldn't take longer than a half hour to whip up the entire meal..

i'm afraid these days, our society has become heavily dependent on fast foods..now, they're even in the home..

The Egel Nest said...

Alternate Footnote:

Perfect for a meat and greet!


Bradley
The Egel nest

Merisi said...

*iiiiiiiii*
I'd call that Whiner Schnitzel!

Unknown said...

That does not sound as if it could be similar to the great schnitzel I loved when I lived in Germany!

Amrita said...

Instant schnitzel on the block!

Victorya said...

pork coated in bread coming out of the toaster sounds a tad icky to me. More than a tad, really.

Note - My word verification is lipjip, I find it funny and fitting.

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