Kiwi Bloke Makes Snoozepaper Headlines
A "chick flick'' movie proved so boring for a New Zealand man that he fell sleep in a cinema - and his wife was so annoyed she left him there. But when he hadn't arrived home by 3am, she panicked, returned to the Hoyts cinema in Christchurch, and called him on his cell phone. When the man woke up and tried to find an exit, he triggered a motion alarm in the cinema and police were needed to unite the highly embarrassed couple. (And the movie was "PS I Love You".)
FOOTNOTE: Motion alarm? Maybe he needed an emotion alarm.