Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Parking Space Invader

Coming Home To Roost

State troopers are used to chasing motorists they suspect of drunken driving but say this one came right to them. Staff noticed someone pull into the Washington State Patrol parking lot west of town and watched as the person backed into an unauthorized space and sat tight with the headlights on. After about 15 minutes, a trooper arrested the man in the driver's seat, for investigation of drunken driving. "How often do the drunks come to you?" a trooper asked.

FOOTNOTE: Under the affluence of incohol.

9 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Again I love your footnote. Thank God most of these folks are idiots. Would love to hear his defense in court. Bwahahahahahaha. Thanks for another dose of idiot humor. Have a great day. :)

CrazyCath said...

"Affluence of incohol".... LMAO. So good.
He had to be drunk to do it didn't he (Hoccifer!)

quilly said...

You'd have to be drunk and stupid ....

Dave Coulter said...

Sounds like Mayberry when the town drunk would check himself into the hoosegow!

jennifer h said...

I can't imagine how drunk you'd have to be to do this.

Another funny footnote.

Bubba's Sis said...

Umm...if I were drunk, I wouldn't be able to back into a parking space!

Corey~living and loving said...

he was just asking for it, wasn't he. LOL

Jamie Dawn said...

Sadly, I've seen some drivers weaving back and forth across the highway lines here in Arkansas. I wish all drunk drivers would make their way to the police parking lot!!

Mima said...

Great footnote, I guess that the police parking lot is the safest place for him to be!