Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Grammar school headmaster Willie Mason
They never knew which way he was facin’
He caned Gus and he expelled Ted
He had eyes at the back of his head


quilly said...

A good teacher can see
When she ain't lookin',
So what out, Jack,
What you got cookin'.

Maggie May said...

One step ahead,
Like he was with Ted,
A teacher may cuss
With boys like Gus
But they gotta watch out
Cos they can't give a clout
And the lads know their rights
And continue with fights.

74WIXYgrad said...

I want to say that master Willie
Didn't think his antics silly
But the parents of the punished one
Decided to an attorney run

The lawyer had a bleeding heart
Didn't really know where to start
Commenced to suing all the schools
And that's why we have many fools

Denise said...

Willy sounds dood and steady
yet his cane was always ready!
Eyeballs moving all the time
kept the pupils all in line!

Sadly Willy's methods now have gone
given way to obliveon
Sadly now in our schools
The rights of the unruly rule!

Lakshmi said...

my teacher was like that too

travelling, but not in love said...

Don't they all...

The Texican said...

Grammer School Principal Wille Mason
bent over to use the water basin.
Oh how he did jump
when hit in the rump
by a spitball Gus and Ted sent ablazin'.