Monday, July 28, 2008

Butt Of The Joke

Things Are Going From Bed To Worse

A Lancashire grandfather has his buttocks insured for a million pounds (about $2 million). Graham Butterfield is the official ``bed bouncer’’ for Silentnight in Barnoldswick and his duties include bouncing on beds and giving feedback on softness, textures and fillings. His reports help decide which beds go on the market.

FOOTNOTE: Silentnight, ole night.

7 comments:

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Bet when he has a day off it's a right pain in the wotsit.

CJ xx

Working mum said...

Cheap at half the price! I have this man to thank for the most comfortable mattresses I've owned.

Les Becker said...

Hmmmm. I wonder who the Canuckian Bed Bouncer is. Now that I'm selling them, it seems I ought to know this.

quilly said...

How does one get such a job? Cushy!

CrazyCath said...

It had to be Lancashire didn't it...?

Sandi McBride said...

I'll bet he's a real hard ass on the job, too!
Sandi

Kathryn said...

Sounds like a pain in the butt.

I wonder if I should have my butt insured since I could be a J-Lo bootie double. Hmmm.