Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If your hands are somewhat grubby
Never touch a Teletubby
But if your aunty was a gipsy
Then feel free to chat with Dipsy


quilly said...

Associated Press Release:

David McMahon of Authorblog,
Supposedly in Malaysia vacationing,
Has locked himself in the TV room,
And is actually vegetationing.
He's sipping Pina Coladas,
Is perpetually Tipsy,
And has fallen in love with
Teletuby Dipsy.

Shaking her head said...

I hope that you enjoy it good,
This trip to your second childhood.

Maggie May said...

Is that where you are then
Playing in a Teletubbie den?
Dipsy,is just green with envy.........
But seems to drive you to a frenzy!

CrazyCath said...

Do not let that Shrinky
Get near Tinky Winky,
Or you'll end up ga-ga
Chatting with that La-La!

travelling, but not in love said...

"Do you feel like a little drinky?
Then meet me at the bar", said Tinky-Winky.

"But if you're sad, a little low
don't bring me down, go and find Po".

"Whatever happens I'm planning on getting tipsy,
and then I'm planning on getting Dipsy"

Little does he know that Dipsy's not there.
He was last seen with La La, you don't want to know where....

Maddy said...

Hmm, I know someone who would especially appreciate that rhyme.