Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

No one could be greener
Than my hippie neighbour Sheena
She built her house from pine and spruce
And lives on herbs and apple juice


Maggie May said...

"I will huff & puff
And blow your house down"
The spruce & pine
Were built by a clown.

You are weak with the herbs
And Apple juice
And I'll blow your house down
As its made of spruce.

travelling, but not in love said...

The neighbour called Sheena
claims to be greener,
but really, she's environment hell.

She drives a 4 litre car
and she takes planes, real far.
And she keeps all her lights on as well.

Insulated? not her house
and in chemicals she does douse
her garden, and her body as well.

She doesn't sort her trash
and she's never short of cash
because she's a big boss at Shell.

Old Wom Tigley said...

David I enjoyed this poem, but it seem you have a very good rival in Maggie May.. :O)

Bee Repartee said...


Sheena is my sister's name. (no relation, I'm sure..she lives in a flat) ;)

quilly said...

Sheena's made of sterner stuff than I.
I used her pine cone toilet paper and it made me cry.

Nessa said...

Quilly - use the leaves.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Hahaha! The poem is cute and these responses are hilarious.