Simply celebrating life
Okay...in my accent "boa" and "tour" do not rhyme! ;)I never go anywhere without my boa, daaaaling!
Advice from Alice:Coil the boa like a noose,But let it hang a little loose,And when the Queen comes near,She'll be tickled that you're here.
Christopher Robin went down for teaHoping for guards, that he would see!But just who was this girl called Alice?Who took the boy to see the palace?
I think that Alice and the queenWould make too big of a sceneThey would find out about my habitTaking tours with that white rabbit
Don't you hate it when the Queen insists on giving you the whole tour, each and every time she invites you for tea?Nibbling on cucumber sandwiches and biscuits would have been nice too, don't you agree?
Invited to the Buckingham PalaceFor an exhibition of the phallusShe set out fearful, but with no maliceIn trepid anticipation, our Alice
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