Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Invited to the Palace
By the Queen and Alice?
Take the feather boa
On the royal tour


willow said... my accent "boa" and "tour" do not rhyme! ;)

I never go anywhere without my boa, daaaaling!

quilly said...

Advice from Alice:

Coil the boa like a noose,
But let it hang a little loose,
And when the Queen comes near,
She'll be tickled that you're here.

Maggie May said...

Christopher Robin went down for tea
Hoping for guards, that he would see!
But just who was this girl called Alice?
Who took the boy to see the palace?

74WIXYgrad said...

I think that Alice and the queen
Would make too big of a scene
They would find out about my habit
Taking tours with that white rabbit

Merisi said...

Don't you hate it when the Queen insists on giving you the whole tour, each and every time she invites you for tea?

Nibbling on cucumber sandwiches and biscuits would have been nice too, don't you agree?

indicaspecies said...

Invited to the Buckingham Palace
For an exhibition of the phallus
She set out fearful, but with no malice
In trepid anticipation, our Alice