Simply celebrating life
Now this, THIS just makes me chuckle. I hope the farma' gets his karma! You're good David. Realllly good.
There once was a charmer Seeking his karma,Who found fortune and fame,By healing the lame,He'd given'em a tap, A squeeze an' a slap,Then tell them to stand(It really looked grand.)At first they would balk,But then they would walk!As an even greater kindness,He cured men of blindness!They put on quite a showWhile raking in the dough.Tailor made suits and Hand-tooled leather boots,Silver and goldAnd baubles untold,Then judgment day cameAnd they put down their fame.They gathered at the gateWhere Peter said, "Wait!"God was looking grimAs Petter conferenced with him.God decided their fate.Peter stepped to the Gate."Go back from where you came,"But you're going back lame."You're going back blind,"And none will be kind."You're going back broke,"Without a penny in your poke."You will beg on the street,"From the strangers you meet."So be careful how you goWhen it's Karma you sow.
Let's just hope that farmer's wearing spitproof gear(and we are not talkingarcheological diggings here!)! ;-)
If you stare at a llama too longHe's gonna wanna spitAnd if an elephant eats too muchHe's gonna have to eat more
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