Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Avoid clutter
On your coastline
But spread that butter
On your toastline


Les Becker said...

ROTFL! Ah, perfect timing, David! My house is an absolute wreck right now, and I have to remind myself to eat.

One of your better verses, I think...

Sandi McBride said...

Now that's just what I need, more butter...thanks for the permission, David...

Ex-Shammickite said...

coastline... toastline... ??? well, at least it rhymes.

willow said...

Hmmmm...do I detect a hidden meaning here?

BRUNO said...

Sorry dude, but MY coastline is already BEYOND dredging!

And as for my toastline---it's pretty much just a big sandbar down there in the delta!

However, there does seem to be ONE deep-rooted bald-cypress tree still there.....!

quilly said...

Scrimp and save jam if you must,
But spread that butter to the crust.
Pinch the sugar, make it scream,
But don't be stingy with the cream.
Keep the pancakes if you will,
But my plate with syrup fill.
Break my fast each morning this way,
And I will fat and sassy stay.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Quilly is brilliant! Why won't my mind work like this?!

74WIXYgrad said...

If you make the most
Putting butter on your toast
Not scrimping on the jelly
Might give you a big belly

You must use your head
Cut down on the spread
Use a little less preserves
And settle down your nerves

Lee said...

Cute rhyme, David. I'm one of those whose butter goes right to the edge...all around. :) Makes me hungry just thinkin' about it.


Nessa said...

You silly nutter
There's goes my waistline!