Simply celebrating life
Ha! Poor Blitzen, always fixin sumthin in the kitchen, never timely...sorry for this rhymely...
Mrs. Santa should tell Mr. Santa to pack his own van.
Mrs. Santa said to Mr.I've got antler pokes here,And hoof tracks there,Blitzen's run off With that singer named Cher.The van isn't packed,But my suitcases are,Your dinner's in the dustbinAnd my butt's in the car.
Oh! I meant to add my thanks to Willow for the inspiration. And to tell you:There's a new game up at my place. Put on your thinking cap and drop by.
But does Santa really know where the elves where last Tuesday? Most likely hitting the pub for some ale.Cheers,Doug : )
Mrs Santa said, "Enough"She went to give him a sound cuff!"Making all those blasted toysFor little girls & little boysWell I have had enough of it!"Poor Santa once agin was hit!
Now we know who really does all the work. Santa is just the sleigh-ve driver after all!
Blitzen is not at homeOr getting a treatment at the spaBlitzen is at the judgemment domeOn trial for running over grandma
Missing reindeer?Have no fear.Don't call a cop,Christmas won't stop.The sleigh has been dispatched, with Blitzen attached,tied to Santa with string,like so much Bling, Bling.
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