Friday, July 04, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Just one bite
Around midnight
Nuthin’s scarier
Than malaria

10 comments:

EG CameraGirl said...

Bwahahaha! It's amazing what one might find on her way to your Sky Watch post. :-)

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

This verse is especially poignant for me as I just clocked in seven mosquito bites in the space of twenty minutes. Ouchie.

Sandi McBride said...

I've never heard of Malaria flavored icecream, but I hear Baskin Robbins has every flavor under the sun...doesn't sound tempting, though
Sandi

Anonymous said...

Skeeter?
Beat her.

Anonymous said...

Dead?
'Nuf said.

Anonymous said...

Splat?
Flat!

Anonymous said...

Fun?
Done.

Maggie May said...

A midnight raid to the fridge
Might mean a bite from something larger than a midge!

Cliff said...

Sometimes when they bite us
We fear encephalitis
But another for your file
Is called the West Nile

Cliff Note:Boy does my brain hurt after that one!

Louise said...

That's funny! We have almost no mosquitos where we live, but just vacationed to a northern region with lots of giant ones. It's funnier now than it would have been a week ago!