Saturday, July 05, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Mending fences
Splitting tenses
Contact lenses
On Mercedes-Benzes

10 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

Same goes on my VW, David!

quilly said...

Forgot your glasses,
And broke the picket,
Car's in the pool,
And you've got a ticket.

Cecily R said...

Bread and butter
Words to mutter
Clean your gutter
Click the shutter.

Maggie May said...

Paint the shed
Children fed
Wash the plates
Ring up my mates!

Rinkly Rimes said...

I was attracted to your title 'Verse and Worse' as I once used it and thought myself original!!! I'd love to take part in your Blog. I'm an elderly poet and I've set myself the task of publishing a verse blog every day for the rest of my life! I'd love you to visit Rinkly Rimes
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/
and I love to take part in your verse 'competitions.'
Brenda Bryant

The Texican said...

Mending fences
spliting rails
bulging biceps
dirty nails

Pappy

Cheffie-Mom said...

"Verse And Worse" makes me smile! Thanks David!

Marie Louise said...

Hi David - I'm just discovering your blog. We have a few things in common - a la six degrees of separation...
My last name is Mahon.
My ex-husband is Indian and I've been to New Delhi & Jaipur.
My in-laws live in Australia although I've never been (unfortunately).
I too, have an interest in photography.
I'll be back to see what you're up to!

74WIXYgrad said...

Fence is broke
So I spoke
Made a joke
My car does smoke

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

If one is dense,
And can't give tuppence
Then hence,
It all makes no sense.