authorblog: Verse And Worse

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Me an’ Paw
Did Arkansas
Now we’re off
To see Van Gogh

10 comments:

pat houseworth said...: July 2nd? Wait a minute David, my clock says July 1st 11:36 PM in the eastern USA....

pat; 2:38 PM
quilly said...: We left Ma in Maine.
She missed the train.
Granny's lying low
In Monte Carlo.
Sis is stew,
In Timbuktu.
Hope Pa don't leave me
In Italy.; 4:41 PM
Merisi said...: A Van Gogh exhibition is coming to Vienna this Autumn! ;-) *hint*; 5:46 PM
Maggie May said...: Poor Paw!
Whisked from the tour
He wanted to stay
Another day!; 8:35 PM
Nessa said...: I got no rhyme
to give this time
I am slow
so I will go.; 8:41 PM
74WIXYgrad said...: Paw was slow
But saw Van Gogh
Said looky here
He has no ear; 10:32 PM
Texas Travelers said...: This is great.
Troy; 11:16 PM
nonizamboni said...: I'm shaking my head, Dave...this is so, so clever!; 11:29 PM
Lavinia Ladyslipper said...: And by the way
We like Monet
But not as much
As Old Master Dutch; 10:45 AM
Louise said...: This is hilarious. I grew up in Missouri, close enough to Arkansas to be like it. We have a town called Versailles. Yes, "ver-SAILS."; 1:54 PM

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