Simply celebrating life
A Sydney bloke is sweeterA Melbourne mate is neaterAnd actually quite fondiOf the surfer dudes from Bondi.
Hi David. I've actually been thinking about you each morning for the past few days, as I've run out of coffee and have been drinking darjeeling tea instead!
I met an Aussie Man just yesterdayHere in Waikiki.He said, "I crossed the ocean,"Your puny waves to see."I'm glad I left my board t'home"Or it'd be mad at me!"
The Wessex man does all he canTo prove that he's a real top man!So come to England, share our rainYou never know what you might gain!
Oh -- true story by the way, or close enough to true that Robert -- the bloke from Melbourne -- wouldn't call me a liar. He was decidedly underwhelmed by our waves.
Ah, queensland. Home of bundy rum....
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