Sunday, July 06, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

No man has more candour
Than a nuggety Queenslander
He might induce a bit of grief
'Cause nothing beats the gorgeous Reef


Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

A Sydney bloke is sweeter
A Melbourne mate is neater
And actually quite fondi
Of the surfer dudes from Bondi.

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Hi David. I've actually been thinking about you each morning for the past few days, as I've run out of coffee and have been drinking darjeeling tea instead!

quilly said...

I met an Aussie Man just yesterday
Here in Waikiki.
He said, "I crossed the ocean,
"Your puny waves to see.
"I'm glad I left my board t'home
"Or it'd be mad at me!"

Maggie May said...

The Wessex man does all he can
To prove that he's a real top man!
So come to England, share our rain
You never know what you might gain!

quilly said...

Oh -- true story by the way, or close enough to true that Robert -- the bloke from Melbourne -- wouldn't call me a liar. He was decidedly underwhelmed by our waves.

travelling, but not in love said...

Ah, queensland. Home of bundy rum....