Hi David. I've actually been thinking about you each morning for the past few days, as I've run out of coffee and have been drinking darjeeling tea instead!
I met an Aussie Man just yesterday Here in Waikiki. He said, "I crossed the ocean, "Your puny waves to see. "I'm glad I left my board t'home "Or it'd be mad at me!"
Oh -- true story by the way, or close enough to true that Robert -- the bloke from Melbourne -- wouldn't call me a liar. He was decidedly underwhelmed by our waves.
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A Sydney bloke is sweeter
A Melbourne mate is neater
And actually quite fondi
Of the surfer dudes from Bondi.
Hi David. I've actually been thinking about you each morning for the past few days, as I've run out of coffee and have been drinking darjeeling tea instead!
I met an Aussie Man just yesterday
Here in Waikiki.
He said, "I crossed the ocean,
"Your puny waves to see.
"I'm glad I left my board t'home
"Or it'd be mad at me!"
The Wessex man does all he can
To prove that he's a real top man!
So come to England, share our rain
You never know what you might gain!
Oh -- true story by the way, or close enough to true that Robert -- the bloke from Melbourne -- wouldn't call me a liar. He was decidedly underwhelmed by our waves.
Ah, queensland. Home of bundy rum....
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