Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
Up the bush in Tangalooma
They went lookin' for a puma
Except Bob and Bruce Shepherd
They bought tickets for Def Leppard
Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
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Labels: Def Leppard, Tangalooma, Verse and worse
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Tangalooma puma stalkers,
Are hot air adventure talkers
Who seldom venture far
From their air conditioned car.
Bob and Bruce each bought a seat
For a Def Leppard fete,
And spent the night gyrating,
To a band with a triple X rating.
Bob and Bruce, they are so smart.
These men, they have no puma heart.
I drank a beer
to Def Lepperd's career
Mostly the stuff of old
Before their souls they sold
On the say to see the band
A puma came and bit the hand
Of Bob, who shrieked to Bruce
"I need a doctor & we're out of juice!"
"What a way, we're going to die!"
The vultures circled in the sky!
That was one amazing rime :)
My bridge is up.
They went lookin' for a cat
They bought a ticket then they sat
Bob and Bruce, the Shepherd boys
Would rather listen to some noise
Bob and Bruce
Runnin' on Rock-n-roll juice
Went round the bend
At the concert's end...
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