Monday, July 07, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Up the bush in Tangalooma
They went lookin' for a puma
Except Bob and Bruce Shepherd
They bought tickets for Def Leppard


quilly said...

Tangalooma puma stalkers,
Are hot air adventure talkers
Who seldom venture far
From their air conditioned car.

Bob and Bruce each bought a seat
For a Def Leppard fete,
And spent the night gyrating,
To a band with a triple X rating.

SandyCarlson said...

Bob and Bruce, they are so smart.
These men, they have no puma heart.

Charles Gramlich said...

I drank a beer
to Def Lepperd's career
Mostly the stuff of old
Before their souls they sold

Maggie May said...

On the say to see the band
A puma came and bit the hand
Of Bob, who shrieked to Bruce
"I need a doctor & we're out of juice!"
"What a way, we're going to die!"
The vultures circled in the sky!

FANCY said...

That was one amazing rime :)

My bridge is up.

74WIXYgrad said...

They went lookin' for a cat
They bought a ticket then they sat
Bob and Bruce, the Shepherd boys
Would rather listen to some noise

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Bob and Bruce
Runnin' on Rock-n-roll juice
Went round the bend
At the concert's end...