Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I once walked the plank
With a pirate called Hank
But he fell in the ocean
And raised a commotion

8 comments:

Sandi McBride said...

I once was made to walk the plank
by a raffish pirate named Mac
for committing the crime of planter theft
by the shed in the garden out back

Muthering Heights said...

Arrrgh!

Brian Miller said...

shiver me timbers...lol.

The Things We Carried said...

That E did!

Maggie May said...

Arrrhhhhh... me hearty
Come to our party.
We walk planks each day
There's no other way
To entertain kinder
Who love to walk timber.

Put on your leg peg
And grab your keg
Rum is best....
And wear a warm vest!
Theres a fight going on
There one called Long John.

Into the water
Goes me granddaughter
Get out the swords
And chop up them boards!
Theres crocs in that sea
But they wont get me!

(Too tired for work now! Have to go & lie down!)

Shadow said...

ha ha, it's you that's supposed to fall in....

gaelikaa said...

What do you expect?
He was up to his neck!!

Lee said...

LOL And you no doubt
Just turned right about

Cheers!