Sunday, September 20, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

A cowboy by the name of William Scooter
Accidentally sat on the sheriff’s six-shooter
But had he sat on a cactus (like Kevin)
He too might have ascended into heaven

5 comments:

Brian Miller said...

is that all you have to do? off to find a cactus. smiles.

Maggie May said...

Hope people don't rely on getting there that way :-)

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

Does the rhymer get to glory for the words too? Nice post. I smiled as I read it.

Moannie said...

Don't know about heaven but he sure was holey.

Shadow said...

ouch, not a cactus, yes.