Friday, September 18, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Professor Turner
Lit the bunsen burner
But the angle of his pose
Meant that he singed his nose


Sande said...

He should have Turnered his head the other way.

Brian Miller said...

thats going to leave a mark...and he'll be smelling singed nose hairs for a week...

Anonymous said...

Oh dear,one so bright should have known better!

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Anonymous said...

Not only do these crack me up, they stick in my head all day, and I repeat them in my mind like a lyrics to a song while I clean, do the dishes, walk the dogs...


lovelyprism said...

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Shadow said...


Tom said...

I can smell the singeing
And here the whinging
Messing with a tilted burner
A soar nose will earn ya!

Hi David
I am glad to see you are still going stronge with these rhymes and did actully call by to see your Sky Watch... which is as excellent as always...
All the best


San said...

Hot one!

My word verification is CREATED. How about that?

Eddie Bluelights said...

He ran like mad for some soothing water
To cool his red hot hurting snorter
And instead of feeling mildly placid
He'd made it worse with sulphuric acid
He said, "Quick someone turn on the tap
I've had a nasty awful mishap!
Then he felt coming a big sneeze
And off his head did his hooter breeze.

Maria said...

So he had to take more care
As good teachers are rare!