Saturday, September 19, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

An electrician named Errol
Put the whole town in peril
When he lost a lot of money on the colts
And stopped concentrating on the volts

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Ahhh the perils of gambling!

And even thought the child yelled Ma!
There was no end to baccarat!

Maria said...

But he came around in time,
Soon everything was fine!

Maggie May said...

Don't let him near your wires
He starts some lethal fires.

(I never know what to expect each morning when I look at your verse! This one had me in stitches!)

Eddie Bluelights said...

He completely lost his train of thought
And made two wire arc and short
By gosh there was sush a flash
And he singed his beard and got a rash
upon his arm which was to him concerning
Because it was on fire and burning!
I cannot finish writing this beacuse
I'm doing more in my play "OZ"

(Love doing these
Can you do more please?)

Eddie

i beati said...

priceless hahaha

Sandi McBride said...

Ah...the geegees took his loot
and his wife to him to the cleaners to boot!
Poor Errol
Sandi

Anonymous said...

Cheap labour 'aint worth it
If guy does'nt earth it.