Sunday, September 06, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you bare your solar plexus
On the streets of Paris, Texas
You’ll be slapped with a fine in double-quick time
Before the town clock has had time to chime

10 comments:

Brian Miller said...

how am i supposed to get a tan?

Anna said...

David, I still don't know how you do it, but it does not matter - this is another cool verse for us to enjoy. Anna :)

The Things We Carried said...

Nothing wrong with that!

King of New York Hacks said...

Reminds me of Baretta TV show when I was a kid..Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.....noooooo...don't do it !!

Maggie May said...

I can understand you writing outstanding poems every now & then.....
However, when you are writing them every day over & over again.......
Edward Lear's ditties comes to my mind and I think your collection
Should be put in a book so that you earn from it while others read your selection!

(Not kidding, David!)

Rachelle said...

I really had to think back a few years to remember just what a solar plexus was! :))
Slainte~
Rachelle

Shadow said...

yikes, do they post those rules somewhere, i hope?!?!

Madame DeFarge said...

I shall remember not to bare anything the next time I am in Paris, Texas. Thanks for the warning.

TechnoBabe said...

It is different in so many places, isn't it? I just read an article that said it is not against the law in the UK to walk around naked. Not that I want to live there though.

Mimi said...

But bearing your heart
On blogger dot com
Is not only allowed
But gets support from the crowd..