Sunday, April 20, 2008

Perfect Place To Crash

That’s A Real Arresting Performance

Michigan police officers say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that refused to hire him. The 27-year-old was arrested outside the Intimate Ideas store, wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra."

FOOTNOTE: 'Drag' racer.

13 comments:

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

My, my, it sounds like he's flipped his wig! Talk about a bee in his bonnet and getting his knickers in a knot!

Okay, I'm terrible at these puns...I know....but I couldn't resist.

Thanks for another post from the Tales of the Odd

Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Love your new banner!

the amoeba said...

From the Arkadelphian "Crossdresser Code of Conduct":

49. When standing outside the door of an establishment that has offended, it is considered feminine to strike the door of that establishment with one's handbag. Not one's Honda. Only hair about the brassiere is a more certain clue to the failure of one's hormone therapy.

Jan said...

I've managed a Victoria's Secret, in my past, and I never had a male crossdresser apply. Regular dressing guys would apply, thinking it was a joke.

imac said...

Cross Dresser Crosses the Law.


Im back , so I am.
With a tummy full of Guinness and a camera full of photos.

quilly said...

Double Jeopardy -- an abundance of testosterone and the outrage of a woman scorned.

CrazyCath said...

Definitely drag racing. Yup.

Charles Gramlich said...

I don't understand why they didn't hire him. He had the passion for the work.

Tammy said...

So he was dragging in drag eh?

Cowgirl said...

Boy oh boy!

A real case of going all out on a Gender Fender-Bender....

Wishing you a fab weekend.

Sandi McBride said...

Oh my, now I am not surprised by this at all as I once arrested a young man who was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I was so thankful that he was in actuality a he and not a she I let him off with a warning and told him to take his mother's dress back to her. Pretty hideous dress, too. Could that explain the ugliness of his...hah, he was pretty darned unattractive.

pat houseworth said...

The Michigan Idiots can't play Football either......

{You have to know Ohio State-U of Michigan(American) Football..;)

Lana Gramlich said...

What a world...I tell ya! FYI, I've added you to my blogroll, if that's okay w/you?