Saturday, April 19, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I got a call from Tina Turner
She wants to be my private dancer
But I put it on the back burner
And bought a Mitsubishi Lancer


Anonymous said...

With that Lancer you'll probably get more girls.. haa haa. Tina can supply the music for sure! She looks great for her age too.
You have a great blog and a very interesting career.. Best of luck.. I'll be back

Blog Princess said...

You put Tina Turner on the back burner for a car? .............. THUD. (that's me passing out)

david mcmahon said...

Hi Bachelor,

You have the distinction of being my 120,000 page view, according to my SiteMeter stats.

Thank you ...



david mcmahon said...

Hi Blog Princess,

Quick, give me your exact location and I'll whistle for a Medivac chopper.

Or are you at a passing-out parade?

Keep smiling


Stacey said...

Probably a good idea, David...she's what...100 years old now? I'm just saying.....(he!)

And thank you for the lift, David, it means so much.

quilly said...

Tina Turner's legs are fab!
She doesn't have an ounce of flab.
Tina sings like a nightingale,
In her light other singers pale,
Tina's pretty, rich and smart,
She could steal any man's heart.
Unless that man was pushed too far
And asked to choose Tina or a car.
Womanly wiles can't compeat
With 4-wheel drive and a leather seat.

Maggie May said...

Tina Turner or a car?
You're better off just where you are!
Both would cost too much to run.....
And one would dump you when she'd done!

Seamus said...

The car has a better warranty! ;)

Colin Campbell said...

Funny. I would take the car, although she is amazing on stage.

Akelamalu said...

You turned Tina Turner down?

SandyCarlson said...

Tina's magic and has been for many a decade! The Lancer has more miles ahead of it, I'd say!

Old Wom Tigley said...

Hi The image of Tina Turner dancing had me laughing.. she as very strange legs I think.. She could not stop a pig in a ginnel could she.

Judy said...

Came over from Picture This. I love your blog.
BTW good choice.

Sandi McBride said...

Getting priorities right, David?

Joyismygoal said...

I beg to differ :) on the crime in the Rhyme LOL

Stacey Huston said...

You always have such witty titles. :-)

willow said...

David, I see that you are fond of little ditties and've got to be a Libra.

I don't know...Tina's still pretty steamy.

(I'm anxiously looking forward to your Pygmalion post!)

Bradley's Mom said...

Your rhymes slay me, David!

So funny!!

Have a great weekend!!


CrazyCath said...

I am not even going to even TRY
to compete with Quilly's and Maggie's reply!

And I love Tom's reply - "pug in a ginnel" - now there's a northern term! lol

Uncle Joe said...

Got a call from Elton's Tiny Dancer.
She's glad she sold her Mitsubishi Lancer.

She went and bought a Neon Chevy.
Which is much smaller and much less heavy.