Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

In Shediac their claim to fame
Is producing mighty lobsters
The sheriff thought he’d change his name
When visited by mobsters


4 comments:

quilly said...

In Shediac their claim to fame
"Is first in transportation".
The urge to depart from there
Precedes the Canadian Nation.
I marvel at their satisfied boast,
With folks so quick to flee,
I'm not sure I would preen and shout,
And what they're fleeing is me!

the amoeba said...

In fact, the cops of Shediac
Get citizen's endorsement;
What really causes local flak
Is maritime enforcement.

The sheriff writes a speeding tag,
"He's just doing his job, sir".
But Heaven help the salty dag
Who dares inspect the lobster.

Maggie May said...

Shediac is a place I really do not know .....
And from the sound of it
I do not want to go!
The lobsters are fighting back, you see...
So many people eat them with their tea!
Well I would do the same.....
If they tried to eat me!

CrazyCath said...

I like amoeba's.

I doff my cap...