Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

In Shediac their claim to fame
Is producing mighty lobsters
The sheriff thought he’d change his name
When visited by mobsters


quilly said...

In Shediac their claim to fame
"Is first in transportation".
The urge to depart from there
Precedes the Canadian Nation.
I marvel at their satisfied boast,
With folks so quick to flee,
I'm not sure I would preen and shout,
And what they're fleeing is me!

the amoeba said...

In fact, the cops of Shediac
Get citizen's endorsement;
What really causes local flak
Is maritime enforcement.

The sheriff writes a speeding tag,
"He's just doing his job, sir".
But Heaven help the salty dag
Who dares inspect the lobster.

Maggie May said...

Shediac is a place I really do not know .....
And from the sound of it
I do not want to go!
The lobsters are fighting back, you see...
So many people eat them with their tea!
Well I would do the same.....
If they tried to eat me!

CrazyCath said...

I like amoeba's.

I doff my cap...