Thursday, April 24, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My uncle courted nurses
He wrote to them in verses
But he found himself completely stuck
When he met Nurse Worthington-Duck


Uncle Joe said...


Lavinia Ladyslipper said...

Your poem is rather naughty
About the medical hottie
Is this blog rated R?
Or won't you go that far?

AlasMyDear said...

this is funny! i laughed in my office and the boss looked out to see what was the matter :)

Maggie May said...

I wonder did she love him back?
Or give to him a mighty whack?
I won't be using her name in this ditty....
Someone else will ....more's the pity!

quilly said...

Your uncle must have been a cluck, sorely out of luck,
with a brain full of muck,
if he could find nothing to rhyme with duck except for petesake you didn't really think I'd say that?!

CAROLYN said...

LOL! Very cute :)

Sharon said...


Relieved that your Uncle considered it best, to keep it under his vest! :)

San said...

Could be worse. He could be in a hearse. How's that for terse?