Burglar Uses The Rinse Cycle
Police in Wichita, Kansas are on the lookout for a burglar with no trousers - who apparently broke in to a house just to do his laundry. The man, wearing just his boxer shorts, grabbed a handbag and fled. The woman in the house chased him down the street and retrieved her bag. When she returned to the house to found his jeans and belt still in her washing machine.
FOOTNOTE: Clean record.