Friday, August 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Without a grumble stands Charlie Fumble
Beside his mailbox, ever so humble
He’s waiting on snail-mail from a loving female
And doesn’t believe that everyone’s on email


Bart said...

I wouldn't believe it either. I get about as much junk email snail mail that I do in my spam folder. It's a lot harder to rip up the credit card offers than it is to hit "delete all spam."

Anonymous said...

I sent my love a letter.
I put it in the mail.
He says he never got it.
Guess someone ate the snail.

I sent my love some chocolate,
A box of the tastiest brand.
The mailman gave him an empty box,
From his chocolate coated hand.

I sent my love an email
Across the internet,
It came back undeliverable.
I was getting quite upset.

I guess to get a message
From the kitchen to the den,
I'll call him on his cell phone.
He'll have to answer then!

EatPlayLove said...

snail mail from a loving female is much better!

Tess Kincaid said...

It will be worth the wait.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...


katherine. said...

I love letters....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

A Bear was on holiday from Crewe,
When suddenly he needed the loo.
He wriggled along,
Saw a billabong,
Ran over and did a great poo.

Mary Isabella and Kiley too! said...

I adore letters and still hand write mine to friends and family...Mary

Bear Naked said...

Hello David
I have added your blog to my blog list.
Have you visited Brenda's blog at

Bear((( )))

Chad Oneil Myers said...

Hopefully that female is not only on email.

Maggie May said...

The times I waited for snail mail
And shed buckets into a pail
When the longed for letter didn't come
Then email was set up by kind son! :-)

74WIXYgrad said...

That old chap Charlie Crumble
On his way to the mailbox did stumble
Some times in the box
Is a package of socks
Thoughts of email makes him crumble