Friday, August 15, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Without a grumble stands Charlie Fumble
Beside his mailbox, ever so humble
He’s waiting on snail-mail from a loving female
And doesn’t believe that everyone’s on email

12 comments:

Bart said...

I wouldn't believe it either. I get about as much junk email snail mail that I do in my spam folder. It's a lot harder to rip up the credit card offers than it is to hit "delete all spam."

quilly said...

I sent my love a letter.
I put it in the mail.
He says he never got it.
Guess someone ate the snail.

I sent my love some chocolate,
A box of the tastiest brand.
The mailman gave him an empty box,
From his chocolate coated hand.

I sent my love an email
Across the internet,
It came back undeliverable.
I was getting quite upset.

I guess to get a message
From the kitchen to the den,
I'll call him on his cell phone.
He'll have to answer then!

EatPlayLove said...

snail mail from a loving female is much better!

willow said...

It will be worth the wait.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Nice.

katherine. said...

I love letters....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

A Bear was on holiday from Crewe,
When suddenly he needed the loo.
He wriggled along,
Saw a billabong,
Ran over and did a great poo.

Mary Isabella said...

I adore letters and still hand write mine to friends and family...Mary

Bear Naked said...

Hello David
I have added your blog to my blog list.
Have you visited Brenda's blog at
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/

Bear((( )))

Chad Oneil Myers said...

Hopefully that female is not only on email.

Maggie May said...

The times I waited for snail mail
And shed buckets into a pail
When the longed for letter didn't come
Then email was set up by kind son! :-)

74WIXYgrad said...

That old chap Charlie Crumble
On his way to the mailbox did stumble
Some times in the box
Is a package of socks
Thoughts of email makes him crumble