Friday, August 29, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If my buddy Sam were slimmer
He coulda been a swimmer
If his sister Jo were taller
She coulda been a race caller


Lee said...

I know that becoming a swimmer
Will certainly make you get slimmer
But what has the length of your legs
Got to do with how your voice can raise?


Anonymous said...

Sam jumped in the water.
He really had shouldn't oughter.
And even when I gave her a hike,
Jo couldn't reach the mic.

Hey, David. I started a new job and am not having time for much blogging nice-ities. It's all I can do to post and read -- comments from me are soon to be collector's items they're growing so rare.

Maggie May said...

If only this, if only that,
We could all be different from where we're at!

74WIXYgrad said...

When Sam jumped into the lake
The earth began to quake
He couldn't set sail
He looked like a whale
He got harpooned by mistake

Sandi McBride said...

Okay, and what would calling races have to do with height or am I being to picky? Oh, I guess she could see over the heads of everyone in front of her to see who was ahead...?