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You go, Granny!
Aha! didn't do the dishes for Mrs. Authorblog, huh? lol
Oh this has to be the best one yet.
Mind your manners and her rules,Granny doesn't suffer fools.You want to eat? Just grab a plateAnd to the table don't be late.Wash your hands. Clean your nails.Tuck that shirt, we abide no tails.Mind your language. Don't be crass.Granny doesn't take no sass.Pass the pepper and the salt.Ask for pardon if you air a fault.Keep those elbows off the table,Or you'll be eating in the stable.Take small bites and chew completely.You're not a pig, please eat neatly.Say, "please" and "thank you". Sit up straight.Don't forget to clean your plate.After dinner Granny's wish isThat you stay and do the dishes.Wash the pans, the cups, the plates,Put them in the cupboard straight.If you do all this just right,You're welcome back here every night.
Best to do the dishesIts not so very hard.Don't want to end up with the fishes Like a piece of lard.There are so many things to doIn the running of a house.Vacuum, cleaning fridge & looCome Granny, don't you grouse!
David: Granny must have a little Italian in her linage.
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