Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

They're banning Crocs because of shocks
But if you think outside the box
You'd wear your pair (if not too cheesy)
To the next rock concert by AC/DC

9 comments:

quilly said...

It was bound to happen sometime,
Cuz David is a punster
He's finally set one to rhyme,
He's becoming a punster munster!

quilly said...

Actually, you haven't FINALLY set one to rhyme. You do that daily, but I needed a word to make the sentence parse and I REFUSE to use successfully!

Lee said...

LOL This one is very clever, David! Definitely one of your best. :)

And you made it so currently newsworthy.

Cheers!

ciara said...

no one should wear crocs except for the medical profession LOL

Maggie May said...

Crocs should be banned
Little kids fall onto their hand (s)
Crocs make them fall
But that's not all.......

We now get shocks!
Brilliant rhyme, David.

travelling, but not in love said...

In every country, in every land
I want a law that sees Crocs banned.

It's not for safety that I'd put them on trial,
it;s for their crimes against fashion and style.

An uglier thing is hard to find,
"Who wears these things?" comes to mind.

They may be comfy, easy to wear,
but they say "about my appearance, I really don't care"

74WIXYgrad said...

Electric Light Orchestra comes to mind
If shocking footwear I need to find
I might be behind, I might be slow
But I'd rather go see E.L.O.

fishing guy said...

David:
I really don't like Crocs,
You have to wear them without socks.
I really like something on my feet
that makes me feel like a treat.
Ugly and Crocs just go together,
no matter what the weather.

Kim from Hiraeth said...

Oh, that's priceless!

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