Thursday, July 03, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The facts of life
I learnt in Fife
Never wear kilts
If you walk on stilts

13 comments:

kimmy said...

Good advice David. I always wear skirts, but I've never walked on stilts. I am a clutz with my own two feet!!!!

Kimmy

Cheffie-Mom said...

I will remember that the next time I'm wearing a skirt walking on stilts, while baking chocolate mousse! LOL!

katherine. said...

hhmmm ummmm....snd where is the picture of THAT pray tell...???

Maggie May said...

Keep your sporan & your kilt
The Scottish air can make things wilt!

BritGal' Sarah said...

LMAO oh this is definitely one of your best yet David. Always keep your 'crown jewels' below eye-level and well protected!

I Can't Believe I Looked said...

Oh my!

Is this mud in my eye?
Not a bit.
I think it's .....

Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL... I love this one...

CrazyCath said...

LMAO at katherine's comment as well as the verse....

74WIXYgrad said...

This advice is real good
And should be well taken
Here's another suggestion
Don't be nude frying bacon

imbeingheldhostage said...

Funny-- and I always wait for Maggie May's response-- she never lets me down!

Angela said...

Haha!

Thanks for noting my post. I guess I didn't realize that it was winter where you are. I do not envy the cold weather... I am totally a summer person. (But you can rub in your good weather in about 6 months when I am cursing the snow. )

willow said...

Very intelligent advice. I do so love a man in a kilt, though.

Sandy Kessler said...

too priceless