Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime
The facts of life
I learnt in Fife
Never wear kilts
If you walk on stilts
Thursday, July 03, 2008
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About Me
- david mcmahon
- I am a Melbourne-based journalist and internationally-published photographer. My first novel, `Vegemite Vindaloo', was published in April 2006 by Penguin Books India and was on the bestseller lists from July to December. I was born and educated in India, where I finished high school at St Joseph's College, North Point, Darjeeling and university at St Xavier's College, Calcutta. I have lived in Australia for 20 years. Welcome to Dave's Outback Cafe, where the menu is different every day!
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13 comments:
Good advice David. I always wear skirts, but I've never walked on stilts. I am a clutz with my own two feet!!!!
Kimmy
I will remember that the next time I'm wearing a skirt walking on stilts, while baking chocolate mousse! LOL!
hhmmm ummmm....snd where is the picture of THAT pray tell...???
Keep your sporan & your kilt
The Scottish air can make things wilt!
LMAO oh this is definitely one of your best yet David. Always keep your 'crown jewels' below eye-level and well protected!
Oh my!
Is this mud in my eye?
Not a bit.
I think it's .....
LOL... I love this one...
LMAO at katherine's comment as well as the verse....
This advice is real good
And should be well taken
Here's another suggestion
Don't be nude frying bacon
Funny-- and I always wait for Maggie May's response-- she never lets me down!
Haha!
Thanks for noting my post. I guess I didn't realize that it was winter where you are. I do not envy the cold weather... I am totally a summer person. (But you can rub in your good weather in about 6 months when I am cursing the snow. )
Very intelligent advice. I do so love a man in a kilt, though.
too priceless
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