Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you've just stepped off the barge
And a grizzly decides to charge
It's just because his radar's jammin'
And he's mistaken you for salmon


Louise said...

So when he saw that you were not salmon,
Into the forest he went jammin'.

Eve Grey said...

Love it.
I once saw a doc about a grizzly and it showed him reaching into the water to catch a salmon and then ripping it apart to eat it. Never enjoyed salmon quite as much.

Maggie May said...

I spect your ordeal gives a flash back........
In your dreams, when you hit the sack.
The salmon also has you muddled
In your dreams..... so don't get fuddled.
You will get back to normal, Dave,
Glad the photos, you could save!

You can tell I haven't had adequate sleep!!!!!!

74WIXYgrad said...

The bear thinks you look like a fish
He looks at you and grabs a dish
Call the cops when he you spot
That's the bear who stole the pot

Cath said...

Or he thinks your name's McMahon....

Tess Kincaid said...

Yes, a big hunk of salmon with a camera around his neck! :)

aims said...

Look what you've started David! Everyone is getting in on the act - what great fun!

It's too early in the morning for me to do rhyme or to reason...so I'll leave it to you.

Loved it tho!

Charles Gramlich said...

I'm kind of the color of a salmon, but not as purty.