Monday, September 29, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If an appendix excision
Is no minor decision
Then why did Doctor Consul
Only take my left tonsil?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This made me laugh out loud! :)

Anonymous said...

Firstly, my apologies from disappearing off the face of the Blogging world for a few months. I'm only just starting to catch up all the Blogs I read.

I had both my tonsils out when I was a kid. Now, as an adult, I have chronic tonsilitis!!! Trust me to grow them back again and now probably have to go in for tonsil removal number two!!

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

Doctor Counsul made an mistake
with what he did try to take,
he made the cut so really quick
that you hardly felt a prick.

But now you have a lonely one
just hanging there all alone,
so says the tonsil 'Where's my friend
I thought he'd be there to the end'.

Lee said...

That's cute, David. I didn't know they could take out only one tonsil. :)

Cheers!