Monday, September 29, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If an appendix excision
Is no minor decision
Then why did Doctor Consul
Only take my left tonsil?

4 comments:

Brooke said...

This made me laugh out loud! :)

Zathyn Priest said...

Firstly, my apologies from disappearing off the face of the Blogging world for a few months. I'm only just starting to catch up all the Blogs I read.

I had both my tonsils out when I was a kid. Now, as an adult, I have chronic tonsilitis!!! Trust me to grow them back again and now probably have to go in for tonsil removal number two!!

fishing guy said...

Doctor Counsul made an mistake
with what he did try to take,
he made the cut so really quick
that you hardly felt a prick.

But now you have a lonely one
just hanging there all alone,
so says the tonsil 'Where's my friend
I thought he'd be there to the end'.

Lee said...

That's cute, David. I didn't know they could take out only one tonsil. :)

Cheers!