Monday, September 22, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Rookie Detective Sergeant Mikey
Complained that his hair was spiky
Because the deputy commissioner
Forgot to requisition conditioner


Celebration of Life said...

Cool... I'm the first one to post a comment on your blog today.

How do you come up with so many ideas for your Verse and Worse?

You are a very funny man!


Seamus said...

Ah! The obfuscated beginning of "Punk"! ;)

Anonymous said...

Mikey, Mikey, man in blue,
He forgot to tie his shoe.
Tripped on the laces
Down he fell,
Where he landed I'll never tell.

Mikey, Mikey, in the shower,
Stayed in the spray at least one hour,
Tripped on the soap and down he fell,
Where he landed I'll never tell.

Mikey, Mikey on the street,
Chief sent him out to walk a beat,
Tripped on the sidewalk and down he fell,
Where he landed I'll never tell.

Mikey, Mikey tucked in bed,
Horrid dreams did fill his head,
Rolled off the mattress and down he fell,
Into the burning fires of ...

I told you I'd never tell!

Oh, and remember Punny Monday is just a few hours away!

Anonymous said...

Nice! I wish my employer would provide conditioner. Not that I have a lot of hair :D.

Merisi said...

Maybe he should run through his hair with a reconditioned squad car? ;-)

Anonymous said...

You are a wag, David, excruciatingly punny.

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

Mikey with his spiky hair
will he go down to the pier
to rince his hair in the ocean
and put on some fancy lotion.

His hair will be slicked down
so he will no longer frown.
He can no longer blame the deputy
because he doesn't look so pretty.