Thursday, September 18, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My neighbour Calvin Querkus
Said he'd run away to the circus
But the circus moved to Sydney
So he scrapped his plans, didn' 'e?

6 comments:

angie said...

Is it safe to say he's still your neighbor? :)

quilly said...

If he was indeed your neighbor, why would Querkus need a circus? I should think installing picture windows would have the same effect.

74WIXYgrad said...

Did Querkus want to be a clown
So he could go from town to town
Driving in a tiny car
So allwould think he was a star

Maggie May said...

The circus did not want your neighbour
Cos he runs round with a saber.
Thats why they moved away from you,
But he got a job at the local zoo.

Abraham Lincoln said...

Amazing. I like it 'cause it rhymes. It surprises me that all of the people who have left a comment have also left them rhyming

fishing guy said...

David: Was he a nice neigbor?
My neighbour Walter Dare
Said he'd run away to the fair
But the fair moved to Toledo
So he decided not-to-go.