Thursday, September 18, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My neighbour Calvin Querkus
Said he'd run away to the circus
But the circus moved to Sydney
So he scrapped his plans, didn' 'e?


Claremont First Ward said...

Is it safe to say he's still your neighbor? :)

Anonymous said...

If he was indeed your neighbor, why would Querkus need a circus? I should think installing picture windows would have the same effect.

74WIXYgrad said...

Did Querkus want to be a clown
So he could go from town to town
Driving in a tiny car
So allwould think he was a star

Maggie May said...

The circus did not want your neighbour
Cos he runs round with a saber.
Thats why they moved away from you,
But he got a job at the local zoo.

Anonymous said...

Amazing. I like it 'cause it rhymes. It surprises me that all of the people who have left a comment have also left them rhyming

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

David: Was he a nice neigbor?
My neighbour Walter Dare
Said he'd run away to the fair
But the fair moved to Toledo
So he decided not-to-go.