Saturday, September 27, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you must transport escargot
Just book 'em aboard Wells Fargo
I know they'll deliver without fail
And so much quicker than "snail" mail


Sandi McBride said...

I once drove a Cadilac
it ran on gas and dough
now I drive a four door snail
just watch that S car GO!

Celebration of Life said...

There was a mailman from Nantucket,
who drove an old rusty bucket,
When he delivered the mail,
It would have gone faster on the back of a snail!


SandyCarlson said...

I would rather drive a rusty VW
Than ask for a ride and trouble you.
It's a mighty old car
That'll take me far
That's my trust, rusty VW!

Louise said...

Wouldn't that BE "Snail Mail?"

katherine. said...

reminds me of a joke my kids told when they were younger about the snail who traded in his shell for a Porsche Boxter S.

as he sped by everyone said,

"Look at that S car go"