Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Stand back to avoid the stampeding hordes
Since Air New Zealand wants "cranial billboards"
Ads will be tattooed on bald men at the gate
So get down to your barber and shave your pate

2 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

Since as a child, I used to dread
Any clippers touching my head
I am broke, my wallet's thin
But I don't want ads on my skin

Absolute Vanilla (and Atyllah) said...

This is so funny, so timeous. I met an old fella the other day who was as bald as a coot and all I wanted to do was draw a Kilroy was here face on the back of his head!