He had a best mate name of Joe, who had some serious problems down 'below'. Whatever his girlfriend would do, Joe's pleasure would never shine through
And then all alone and all of a sudden he'd find himself becoming, well, wooden. To get wood when he should would be good. But he only got wood when he could.
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Felled by the rhyme!
LOL I keep wanting to replace the e in lumber with an a which would make that splinter a real pain.
Cheers!
There you go making fun of my brother again!
He had a best mate name of Joe,
who had some serious problems down 'below'.
Whatever his girlfriend would do,
Joe's pleasure would never shine through
And then all alone and all of a sudden
he'd find himself becoming, well, wooden.
To get wood when he should would be good.
But he only got wood when he could.
David
A timber mill worker, Bill the bloke
really always liked to work with oak.
He thought oak would never split
so oak never gave him a fit.
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